what to expect at chez yoshi

the house is messy.

children are messy.

the kitchen is messy.

the dog is clean, 75% of the time.

no you don't need to take your shoes off because we are asian.  if you want to though, we can send ninjas to steal them off your feet.

if you did not call ahead, you get the no bra treatment... pants are usually on.

if you did not call ahead, you get the naked toddler treatment... underwear is usually on (rule subject to change)

what was that smell?  its the dog.

the dog was outside?  then don't ask.

you are all welcome to stop by.  I always have a cup of tea on hand.

we're asians, duh.